"The movie has begun."
"Settle down in your seats."
"Enjoy the movie"
"we have made."
"We have added songs as well.. - Melody!"
"There's glamour as well.. - Please see."
"There a hero to do all the action."
"There's a heroine as well. - Wow!"
"The movie has begun."
"Settle down in your seats."
"Enjoy the movie.."
Oh, Lord! Why did this happen now?
Get down, guys. Get down.
Everyone, come out.
"Enjoy the movie we have made."
"Sir, you are looking at the foreigner"
"while your wife is looking at you."
"Take care of the kids and then watch the movie."
"Don't get up, you might miss something."
"You might miss something."
"No.. There's this song that might get over."
"It might get over."
"Don't get up. You might miss something."
"There's this song that might get over."
"There's the performance of a dancer."
"There's my style.. - Filled with action."
"There's drama as well.."
"There are great dialogues as well.."
"Let go of me! For God's sake, let me go!"
"The movie has begun!"
"Settle down in your seats."
"Enjoy the movie we have made."
"The movie has begun!"
"Settle down in your seats."
"Enjoy the movie we have made.."
Greetings, I'm FP.
Welcome to the diner of Michael Mishra.
"The producer has announced that if the movie becomes a hit"
"the director will get a motorcycle as a gift."
Excuse me, Professor Tripathi. - Yes?
Who is Michael Mishra?
He was an infamous thief and a kidnapper.
Forgive me, Professor.
He may be a thief and a thug for you
but for me, he is a legend. A legend.
A legend? - Legend..
Yes, a legend.
Michael Mishra is such a name that can be written
on every page of the world record books.
World book of records?
Now, I'm curious.
Emily, that's the paradox of this country.
People talk of making the name of a criminal
like Michael, inscribed, in the world book of records.
And here I am.
I've been teaching history since 25 years
but my name hasn't been printed in the local news paper
even once.
Bihar's coal and talents were never valued
and it won't happen now either.
FP, I really want to know more about Michael Mishra.
Tell me. Tell me, please.
All right. But, Emily..
There are two things.
First, it's not Mishhra, it's Mishra.
Mishra. - Correct.
And secondly, you'll have to switch off your mobile phone.
Why? - Because the mobile phone has killed the romance.
That's why I don't keep one. - Nice.
His job was to cut and throw them away.
He was so good at it
that he could do it with his eyes closed.
Come on!
It's nice!
But who knew that on that very day
something ominous would happen in Michael's life?
A well-built man by the looks of it
but by professional, he was a goon.
Thigh is 20. Waist is 36.
Chest is 42. - Keep the neck part a bit tight.
This much?
A bit more. - This much?
A bit more.
More..
They say that behind every successful man
there's a woman.
But behind the success of Michael Mishra
it was a woman's body!
His antics made him so great
that people started praising him as their messiah.
Greetings, sir. - Greetings.
He was indeed a legend.
Don't form opinions about Michael, friends.
Because time shall change
and so will your opinion.
Stop!
Hello.
'Hello.'
'It's an ordinary word of five letters.'
'But when Michael heard the word 'hello''
'for the first time, he was done for.'
'Its echoes went on and on.'
'Innocent Michael didn't know that one day'
'he would become a legend out of his love for her.'
Hey, come out..
Get down..
Come on, hurry up.
Go. Run away towards Nepal. Go.
Come on..
'Police couldn't banish him.'
He came back.
And after covering a long distance for many days
he came back to the same place
where he found his love.
But unfortunately
the girl and her family had left.
Stop.. Stop or you'll have it from us.
Stop, Michael!
As time passed by, Michael Mishra became
one of the noted kidnappers.
No one escaped him.
Not even the buffalo who gave the most litres
of milk in Bihar.
The word 'hello' from that girl in childhood
and the search for her was still on.
Hold on.
L-Lady.
Please say 'hello' once.
Say it. - Come on..
Say it.. - Hello.
Leave her.
Hello.
Mom.
You're so beautiful that I couldn't figure out your age.
Let's go.
This is his hideout.
It's the place where the ones who got kidnapped were kept.
They were released if the ransom was given on time.
Or else, they would be tortured in Michael's style.
There you go.
This is from his farm. Eat it. Good.
Well done.
Michael, this extinguishes every time.
Get me a torch instead.
I have employed you to scare the police
and not to show them the way.
Why don't you carry matchsticks with you?
It extinguishes every time. Come on, get going.
Walk a bit slowly. What are you doing?
Yes, okay. - Ghosts walk slowly.
Go slowly. If you walk fast, the police will be after you.
Slow..
Evil.
No.
Gracious.
What happened?
Sir, someone has fallen into the gutter.
Now, his body will be found in the River Ganges.
That's the problem in Bihar. - Yes.
After getting drunk, people lose their mind.
Yes, sir. - No, sir.
A small child was playing with us. - Entire..
And he fell down. - A child?
Take him out!
Don't you have a rope? We'll use the dhoti instead.
Thank you!
Yes, hold this.
Yes.
Hold this.. Did you get hold of it?
Pull it. Yes.
What are you doing? You're leaving instead of helping me.
Hold it tightly.
Great..
What are you made of?
You're too heavy.
Is this a human child or a calf?
I feel exhausted.
Gosh!
I'm seeing such a huge child for the first time.
Oh, God! You saved my life.
Hereafter, I'll always be at your disposal.
Look, don't say such heavy words.
Or else, I'll put you into the gutter again.
Come on, get going through the small lane.
I feel exhausted.
But, sir, how do I enter a small lane?
Just like you fell into the gutter.
Get out!
Sir, there's less air in the back tyre.
Sir.. - Leave.
Take me along. - You're acting like a kid!
Stay away. - Sir, please.. - I'm going..
Sir, here's radish.
It improves digestion.
Try it, sir.
Really, sir.
Sir, what surprise have I got for you?
Fruits!
This child became Michael's favourite
and Michael gave him an English name
just like himself.
Half Pant.
New shirt?
You have a good IQ. That's why, I'm taking you.
Thank you, sir. - Keep quiet.
Greetings. - Stay blessed.
Greetings, sir. - Haven't you gone to jail yet?
Sorry. I didn't see.
Your stuff looks right.
It's even matching. So, tell me.
You'll have to kidnap this wicked doctor.
Fine. We'll get both the kidnapping
and the treatment done.
Sir, over there, go straight.
Greetings! - Thank you.
Sir, it's a no parking area. - Now, it's a parking area.
Sir, you're simply great. - Thank you.
Excuse me..
"My heart was vacant all this while."
"My beloved darling"
"you're the one who has settled there."
"Your beautiful vision.."
"We're just done for."
"I'll give away my dad's property for you"
"my beloved darling"
"that you're the one I've fallen for."
"Oh, my dear! Please understand my plight."
"Darling"
"I only think about you all day and night."
"I'm crazy for you. Please understand.."
Did you see Dr. Bhatia around? - No.
Don't tell me you were trying to take someone's pyjamas.
I wasn't taking anyone's pyjamas.
I was robbing perfume from the make-up room.
Apply some for me. Good.
It's a pleasant fragrance.
You go this way. I'll go that way.
Fine, sir. - Not there.
You have to go this way. - Sorry, sir.
Anything is possible in love. Rock band is nothing great.
Wow!
A sparking one..
They've given such a shocking performance.
So, he's Vidresh Mathur. He is from Bihar
and a rock star!
A huge round of applause!
Now, we're going to present our final contestant.
So, here we have, in 'Bihar Has Got Talent'
Bihar is full of talent. A huge round of applause!
One, two, three, mike testing. Hello..
'It was the same 'hello' which has been humming'
'in Michael Mishra's ears since his childhood.'
Good morning, the residents of Patna.
I'm Varsha Shukla from Patna.
She'll not just sing and dance for all of you
but also talk English very fluently
without mumbling or getting nervous. - Varsha..
So, let's see what magic she creates on this stage.
So, before we go ahead, our honourable judge
will give the topic. Yes, Mr. Purushottam.
Topic..
Sing about a cow in English.
Cow.. All right!
Cow..
"The cow is a domestic animal."
"It has four legs together."
"Two are at the front"
"and two are at the back."
"And because she's female"
"she gives milk."
"She keeps chewing food"
"again and again."
It's so boring..
"The spelling of cow is c-o-w."
"It has got one hairy tail at the back"
"which she uses to frighten the flies."
"Various by-products"
"are made with the help of a cow"
"like ghee, butter, sweets and sound instrument."
"She likes eating grass, all day through.."
"She grazes on the grass since it's her favourite."
"The spelling of cow is c-o-w."
Move.. Please move..
Hey, move.. - Easy, mister!
Move.. Please move..
Move aside! Ms. Varsha!
Sir..
Hey..
Oh!
Ms. Varsha!
Ms. Varsha..
Hey, move..
Hey, you!
Hey!
Move..
Where did Ms. Varsha go? Oh, crap!
"I'm going crazy."
"Crazy.. I'm going crazy."
"I'm going crazy."
"Crazy.. I'm going crazy."
"I'm going crazy."
"Crazy.. I'm going crazy."
Give me Ms. Varsha Shukla's address
and get the reward you demand.
Michael Mishra, kidnapping specialist.
Boring Road, Patna District, Bihar - 80009.
Phone number, 06122266475.
Now, I'll surely find her.
Wonderful! Sir, did you draw this?
Yes..
You're a great painter, sir.. - Yes.. - A great painter.
Sir.. - Thank you very much..
Okay, do this. - Yes, sir.
Stick this photo
on the back of every citizen of Bihar.
Sir, not just on the back, I'll paste it both
on the back and the front. Come on, guys.
Give Ms. Varsha Shukla's address..
You can win the reward you demand.
Don't remove it. At the front..
Come on, smile.
'Ms. Varsha was not traced'
'and Michael got quite upset.'
Finally, the people of Bihar must be living peacefully.
Half Pant..
Half Pant managed the entire business of kidnapping.
Give me the dog's address. Your work will be done.
This is the one. 'Shri Vinod Shukla. A-102.'
Here are some vegetables..
Buy some fresh vegetables.
Ladies and gentlemen, here are some vegetables.
Ladies and gentlemen, buy some vegetables.
Help..
Sir, I've got ma'am's scooter.
What.. What are you doing here? Go there.
Quiet.. Quiet!
Chocolate!
Wonderful, ma'am! You seem to be quite punctual.
Have you got the money?
I don't have money.
This is not a temple
where the offertory is distributed for free.
You may take my scooter.
Fine. Take her scooter. And listen
if your Chocolate urinates on my bike again
I'll not just kidnap him, I'll eat him up!
I'll eat him!
Wonderful! I've acted so well.
Mr. Michael will be impressed.
Sir, greetings! - Yes. - I've completed the work.
Just take a look at what we got in return.
Wow!
Ms. Varsha's scooter! Ms. Varsha's scooter..
Hey!
I've never told this to any man till now.
But, Half Pant, I love you! - Sir, I love you!
You've become Hanuman from man. - Thanks for the promotion, sir!
"My heart has started jumping"
"ever since I saw her."
"We both exchanged glances"
"and I wonder whose kite has been broken!"
"My heart has started jumping"
"ever since I saw her."
"We both exchanged glances"
"and I wonder whose kite has been broken!"
"The love story has begun."
"The love story.."
"The love story has begun."
"The love story.."
"The love story has begun."
"The love story.."
"The love story has begun."
"The love story.."
"Oh, my dear. You've showered colours on me."
"The sight of you makes my heart race."
"Your eyes with kohl did the magic."
"I've dedicated my each breath to you."
"When your anklets start shining in the sunlight"
"I go crazy."
"My heart has started whistling like an engine."
"Come on, dear. Give me a green signal."
"The love story has begun."
"The love story.."
"The love story has begun."
"The love story.."
"The love story has begun."
"The love story.."
"The love story has begun."
"The love story.."
"Love.."
Sir.. Sir, time..
Oh! Come on, hurry up..
Over there. - Let's go. - Sir, right here.
Over here? - That's it, sir. That's it..
Hey! I hope I look presentable.
Sir, you're looking great. - Okay..
You, scoundrel, thief! How dare you?
Ma'am.. - Goon, scoundrel!
A dog kidnapper.. - Ma'am..
You, fool, here you go! Have you come this far?
A scoundrel, kidnapper!
Don't you dare to show yourself to me again.
Or else, I'll kill you!
I think ma'am was quite upset.
She's not upset.
That's her love.
Why is a vacant house called a toilet?
"I want to spend each moment with you."
"I want to spread happiness with you."
"I want to settle down with you."
"I want to spend each moment with you."
"Right next to you."
"Always with you."
"Right next to you."
Carry the luggage carefully. - Come on..
I hope you're aware, you'll get beaten if you break them.
Sir.. - Easy.. - What are you doing, mister?
Don't worry. - Don't break them.
Come on, sir. - Yes..
Sir, right leg first.
Sir, you're great. - Wow!
Sir.. - Yes. - How did you get this house
for such a low price? I'm surprised.
Someone must have committed suicide here.
Yes. I got it, sir.
Who is creating this nuisance? On the day, we're stepping in
it is like interrupting our entry.
Just go and check. - I'll be right back, sir.
Come on.. - Hey!
Statue!
Handsome boy!
Statue, over! - It was fun..
It feels good, doesn't it?
Listen to me carefully now.
We'll be beginning with our parallel life now.
Do you get it? There are decent people
living in this colony. - That's true.
Whereas, you guys are scoundrels. - True..
Isn't it? - Yes, sir. - So, maintain some distance
between your gloomy faces and this colony.
Yes.. - Yes.. - Yes, sir. - Are you getting me?
Yes, sir. - I hope you're getting me.
Of course, sir. Of course. - Good..
Are you waiting for refreshments? - No..
Let's go.. - Get out. - Let's go..
Bye, sir! - Bye.. - Bye, sir! - Fine.. - Bye, sir!
Remove your masks only after reaching home.
Fine, sir.
It's a foreign style.
Only I can do this in the entire Bihar.
Talent is required to do this. Please marry me.
All right? - Sir, ma'am will get scared.
You're going with a marriage proposal
and not for kidnapping. - Wasn't it good?
I thought she'll get impressed. Let me try something else.
Fine..
These are roses. They're mostly found in Kashmir.
'Gulkand' is made out of them
which will keep your stomach cool.
Beauty is enhanced when they're worn on the hair
and they help in keeping the flies and mosquitoes away.
I have a very good general knowledge.
Please marry me. - Sir, fantastic!
Just reduce the number of flowers.
"Oh, my!"
I asked you not to tell your dad about your boyfriend.
This is Patna and not a metropolitan city.
Move.. Come on.. - Yes, pal.
It has got quite complicated. It feels as though
I made a big mistake. Dad just doesn't understand
the concept of a boyfriend. - Sir!
I shouldn't have told dad.. - Sir, have some sweets.
Bless me, sir! - Don't tell me
that you got one more kid. - Sir, I'm not so fortunate.
I'm starting my new business today.
Fine.. - It's a kidnapping business!
Just get lost.. Go! - Without even seeing..
Bless me, sir! - Really? Get lost.
Sir, at least wish me good luck.
Hey, get up. Move! - Even I'm not going
to listen to dad. No.
'This is a rose.'
'Beauty is enhanced when it's worn on the hair'
'and it helps in keeping the flies and mosquitoes away.'
'And of course, 'Gulkand' is made out of it'
'which will keep your stomach cool.'
'I have a very good general knowledge. Please marry me.'
You're pickings pockets! Shall I give you one?
Mister, I was just.. - Patna will never change.
We have such dangerous pickpockets here.
This place is just filled with goons all around.
You seem to be quite brave. - Sir, greetings!
Sir, save me from him. - Aren't you ashamed
to pick the pockets of decent people?
Please tell him. - Why don't you earn
by working hard? Nonsense people..
Sir, you're the one who told me that only donkeys work hard.
Did I say so? - Look, he's so ill-mannered..
Stop the bus.
You're spoiling my reputation. Get out.. You'll never listen..
He did the right thing. He should have slapped him.
Of all the places, you got this bus to do such a misdeed!
Get lost! - I'm extremely sorry, sir.
He spoilt all my impression. Hey, stop.
Let's go.
Mister, what happened? - Ma'am's dog
is stuck inside the pipe.
Varsha is in tears!
Move aside.. It's personal. Move aside, please.
Chocolate.. - Here's your dog.
Chocolate! Chocolate, my brave dog!
I told you that my dog is very brave.
Thank you.. - Thank you.. - I'm Varsha Shukla.
I'm Mi.. - Chocolate.. - Chocolate..
Thank you. - Well..
I'm Michael Mishra.
Hey, Varsha! Where the heck are you?
Come and help me in the kitchen.
Come on, the story ends there.
There's nothing much left in the story now.
Back to bus. Come on. - Professor, just sit down!
Michael Mishra's story has just begun.
Professor, please. - You're so sweet, Emily.
Well.. So, what next?
'There's a saying, God helps someone who's alone.
'In Ms. Varsha Shukla's case, it was exactly the reverse.'
'In the place of parents and God'
'it was her kind-hearted uncle and villainous aunt'
'who were actually staying at her house.'
You keep roaming around all day. Do you think you're very brave?
What if something goes wrong?
You better don't have the sweets.
How shall we face sister-in-law and brother-in-law
in the heaven? - You don't have to.
Just cover your face, Aunt. - I've chosen a guy.
His name is Mukund Kumar. - Just look at her, Uncle.
She has found a guy for herself when you're still alive.
I've invited them to talk about the alliance
on the 29th of this month.
Aunt, the dates are given for the hearing.
You stand in the balcony and keep flirting
while we're the ones to be defamed.
You have a problem if I laugh or cry
if I stay at home or got out
and if I help you with the household chores or I don't.
I just have one solution for your problems.
I'll run away with some guy.
Do as you wish but listen to me carefully.
I'll not let you flirt with that scoundrel.
She'll realise when he ditches her
after impregnating her. - Calm down, dear.
That's not the way to talk to a young girl.
Really? I hope you've noticed her behaviour.
Aunt, not right now. You may watch it
when people of Patna will be waiting in a queue
just to take my autograph. - Really?
I feel like getting the balcony broken.
There will be no flirting nor will Ms. Varsha Shukla
dance.
'I love you. Do you love me too?'
'I love you.'
'Yours M.M.'
Hail the Goddess.
'Dear Love, thank you so much for loving me.'
'Even I have started loving you deeply.'
'I wish to give this love a name.'
'My uncle and aunt don't have a good impression about you.'
'As per the boys of this generation, you are cool'
'but you are a little uncool'
'to be the son-in-law of this family.'
'Think about your behaviour'
'and rethink about your habits.'
'I want you to come to my house.'
'But before that, I want you to reform a bit.'
Ms. Varsha!
I will reform.
And I'll reform full-fledged. Just wait and watch.
You can teach new tricks to an old dog
but a person like Michael can never reform.
Whatever Michael has done..
Neither would've anyone done it before
nor will they be able to do it in future.
'In order to change'
'Michael Mishra held scissors once again.'
'He sacrificed his long and silky hair.'
'He wore white tunic and pyjama.'
'He performed Yoga.'
'He practiced bee breathe.'
'He did sun salutation.'
'And when he couldn't be at peace'
'he served food to the poor.'
'He gave 'Khichdi' to black dog..'
'Yes, he fed the dog.'
Keep quiet. Silence.
Why are you making noise?
Hey! Just keep quiet.
Mister! Hey!
Where are you going? Who are you?
Who is it? - It's Mr. Michael!
Mr. Michael!
I'm sorry, sir. - Sorry, sir.
I.. - We couldn't identify you. - It's okay. No problem.
It's all right. - Sir, you have cut your hair.
We couldn't identify you.
Sir, you are looking very smart. Am I right?
Thank you.
Actually, I want to reform.
But why do you want to change?
You are already reformed.
Look, have you heard that evil always wins?
It doesn't happen.
Truth and goodness always prevail.
Mr. Michael, you are absolutely right.
But.. - Well.. - Actually..
Free all of them.
Thank you. Thank you.
Mr. Michael, think about it once again.
I have thought about it. Free them.
All right, Mr. Michael.
Come on, free them. Free all of them. Hurry up.
Fast. Come on, quick.
We are running short of time. - Come on.
Hey! Mister! How are you?
Thank you. Please visit again.
Hail Lord Ram!
Mr. Michael! - Yes.
We have released everyone.
Only a blind beggar is here.
He is not going. - I see.
A blind beggar! - Yes.
Idiot! If he is blind
then how will he know the way out?
We didn't think about that.
It's okay.
I'll take him out personally. - Okay.
It feels amazing to change. - Right, sir.
You should give it a try.
When you change..
It gives a feeling of feel-good.
Okay, sir. I'll start from tomorrow.
A crow cannot become white
by washing itself with soap.
Hey! I won't spare you.
Cool down!
Idiot, if thinking about sweets alone
would make your mouth sweet
then one wouldn't need sweets at all.
If one could change just by mentioning it
then there was no need
for repentance and atonement.
Let's assume that you have changed
and you won't wrong anyone.
But who will repent
for your old sins?
Tell me. Who will repent?
Do you have the courage?
Speak up! - You..
Don't underestimate Mr. Michael.
Who said that he can't r-repent?
Despite being blind
I can see your evil side.
Then
how will you hide yourself from the world?
You are in between the devil and the deep sea.
There's only one way to change.
Repentance for your sin!
Mr. Michael!
Mr. Michael, stop! - Stop!
Sir, that guy has gone mad.
Why do you listen to him? - Forget it. Let him go..
Do you see this?
All the scoundrels have settled in this colony.
Mr. Michael, our children will starve.
He is right, sir.
Don't talk like an idiot!
Think about their future. Send them to school.
Our reputation has been tarnished.
You have ruined our reputation.
All right, sir.
But where will we get the money from?
I wouldn't entertain such behaviour..
Work hard.
Go inside.
You will surely get the fruit.
Don't come out of your room. Just go inside.
'You are in between the devil and the deep sea.'
'There's only one way to change.'
'Repentance for your sins.'
'Do you have the courage?'
'I want you to reform.'
'Repentance for your sins.'
'Respected Ms. Varsha!'
'Sins and I were destined to be together until here.'
'Now, you will never cry'
'for my misdeeds.'
'I will meet you'
'only when I am a changed man'.
'Take care of yourself.'
'And wait for me.'
'Yours, Michael Mishra!'
'Neither storm, nor hail'
'could deviate Michael from his decision.'
'Why would he stop anyway?'
'Varsha had asked for such a small thing.'
'She asked him to reform.'
Idiot!
Where do you think you're barging in!
What's your name?
Michael Mishra!
What!
Sir!
Mr. Michael Mishra! - Please forgive me, sir.
Sorry, sir.
Sir, may I help you?
The washroom is this way.
It's over there.
Mr. Michael is here.. - Mr. Michael..
Mr. Michael!
Sir!
Mr. Michael! - Sir! - Sir!
This is where you thrash the criminals, right?
Come on, start.
Sir! - Mr. Michael!
What are you doing, Mr. Michael?
What are you staring at?
Beat me up! - Mr. Michael!
Mr. Michael, please forgive us if we have made a mistake.
Prepare a charge sheet against me.
File a case against me.
We beg of you.
I want to get punished
for all the misdeeds I have been doing since my childhood.
What.. - What are you saying, Mr. Michael?
If you don't beat me up, I will thrash you!
I have come to reform
and I will definitely do it.
Don't do this.. - I'm informing you.
Are you so weak?
Come on, thrash me.
Michael, you scoundrel!
Finally, you are caught. You are a criminal!
Thrash me. Very good.
I won't spare you.
Mr. FP!
I have a question.
Don't you think Michael Mishra took a letter way too seriously?
That was Michael Mishra's love.
It was legendry!
It wasn't like the love in this generation
which starts with an SMS
and gets over with an SMS.
No!
For paralysing the pride of Patna, Mr. Sanichar
by measuring tape..
Stealing slippers from the Hanuman Temple
for five years..
Deven Verma's mother
his son, daughter, grandchildren
and.. D..
Driver.
The driver and the gardener.
You forgot to mention them.
Yes. Thank you. Thank you, Michael.
For abducting all of them.. - Yes.
For looting the warehouse.. - Yes.
For stealing electricity
from the electric pole, for 10 years..
That's why, I never got an electricity bill.
For stealing the food from Pintu Yadav's wedding..
For snatching away things from 50 innocent people
from Baidnath Dham..
For hanging him upside down on a tree..
For hiding Gunnu Jha and his family
in a well full of snakes for three days..
For tying crackers to the tails of street dogs in Chapra
and torturing them..
What all does he do?
For holding the cricket team of Ranchi hostage..
Your Honour!
You have been praising me.
I am embarrassed. Even the audience is getting bored.
Sum it up and tell me the duration of the punishment.
It's not months, but years.
Accused Michael Mishra gets punished
for 500 years.
Amazing!
Great decision!
Wow! Wonderful!
Maintain the decorum of the court.
Stay away!
Order! Order! Please be seated. Maintain peace.
Because the police authority believe
that the accused, Michael Mishra
is a very cunning criminal..
Hence, Michael Mishra
should be kept in the Kala Pani of Bhairav Ghati.
Bhairav.. - Kala Pani of Bhairav Ghati!
Yes.
Kala Pani of Bhairav Ghati.
That is the place where the dangerous criminals are sent
to serve the punishment.
Yes.
But what happened to Varsha?
Varsha Shukla never got Michael's letter.
Varsha thought Michael had ran away from there.
Long live Michael! - Michael will always be remembered.
Long live Michael! - Michael..
And what about Half Pant?
What will happen to Half Pant?
He started considering himself alone!
But he was hopeful that Michael will come back.
And he took a pledge
that he will look after Varsha
until he comes back.
Kashmir is considered as heaven on Earth.
But there's also a hell here!
Michael Mishra
welcome to Bhairav Ghati.
Come. - Come on..
Forget about the development of Patna..
Look! Varsha is here.
Come, dear.
She has an off today. So, she got up late.
Otherwise, she wakes up at 6 a.m.
and prepares breakfast for everyone.
Amazing, Dad! Thank you.
Dear, seek their blessing.
Please go ahead with the ritual.
What's going on here?
Engagement. I had told you about it.
I see.
Take it. Thank you. - Thank you.
You announced my engagement!
And I have thrown it away!
If you have any problem
then you can talk to me personally.
Shut up, you joker..
Mom! - What is this?
You have started arguing a lot. Come on.
Come with me.
Take a seat. - Should I do all this alone
or will you help me? - Yes, I am coming.
Move. I'll take her to the room.
Have patience. - Please have some sweets.
Ma'am, please have it. Everything is fresh.
The one you used to love has gone away.
Try to understand my point.
Actually.. - Enough of your drama!
She won't get ready so easily. I'll have to teach her a lesson.
Come on. Get in.
Don't worry.. - She is so stubborn!
Have something. Feel at home. - Dear, be cool.
Thank you, dear. - What are you doing?
I'll tell you what I am doing.
Listen to me.
We have guests at home.
I will open the door on the day she gets married. Get it?
Ma'am! You are not having anything.
Are you on a diet?
Long live Mr. Michael.
Long live Ms. Varsha!
Mr. Michael..
Hey!
Ms. Varsha is running away.
Where are my pants?
Bunty!
Chocolate!
I failed in love, Chocolate
but you shouldn't.
Go. Go, Chocolate.
Live your life.
Right or left? Left!
Welcome, Mr. Mishra!
Greetings!
Sir!
What happened?
He must have a wallet as well.
There's gold as well!
Come on, give it to me.
Take it out. Come on.
Hold on.
There's a letter in it. Give it to me.- A letter!
Come on, read it. - Here, read the letter.
What will you do with it? Give it back to me.
Illiterate!
This is a love letter!
Read it, come on.
'Even I have started loving you deeply.'
I haven't seen a girl from many years.
I got a chance to see a love letter at least!
Give my letter back.
The letter is from Varsha Shukla.
Read it.. - Give my letter back.
Looks like it's very dear to him. - Do you want it?
Come in. - Enough is enough. Give my letter back.
Come on.
Come closer. Take the letter on your own.
I politely asked you to return the letter.
You don't listen to me.
Only I have the rights to thrash people here.
Keep him here.
He will learn a lesson.
"Some teardrops are left on the eyelash."
"How do I forget?"
"There are many memories left."
"I have to walk alone"
"To whom do I say the words that are left?"
"You are not there."
"You are not here."
"Why doesn't my heart concede?"
"Again, you flowed from my eyes"
"you separated from me"
"in the form of drops."
"You haven't faced anything"
"that I have gone through."
"In the form of tears!"
"But you said something"
"due to which I became more of yours"
"every day, every moment."
"May you don't go through"
"what I have suffered"
"in the form of tears!"
"Again, you flowed from my eyes"
"you separated from me"
"in the form of drops."
'I will turn into a serpent'
'a-and I will bite you!'
Is this your first audition?
That's why, you are nervous.
I am not nervous.
I am fully confident.
What's your name, Ms. Confident?
I am Varsha Shukla.
From Patna.
Don't mind me saying this
but your chances of getting selected are low.
I will prove it wrong.
I will prove everyone wrong. - I see.
Him as well.
'Him as well!'
Are you heartbroken?
No!
The one who is heart broken proves oneself.
Varsha Shukla! - Yes, sir!
Hi!
Are you from Bollywood? - Yes.
I am from Hollywood.
Why is Half Pant changing his get up again and again?
Had Ms. Varsha noticed him
then she would have slapped him.
Oh! - Right.
Action!
I am Varsha Shukla.
I am from Bihar, Patna.
My height is five feet, four inches.
My size is 34, 24, 35.
My mother tongue is Hindi
but I can speak fluent English.
On any topic!
My side profile.
She is a masterpiece.
Let's make her do something.
Well.. Look, Varsha.
Whatever you've done in the Bihar School Of Talent..
Let's do something similar.
Okay.
Topic!
Topic.. - Well..
Love. - Love.
Let's do it on love.
Hail the Goddess!
"Love is a four letter word."
"East or West, love is the best."
"Oh, my dear! Look at this."
"A locket is kept in my pocket"
"but it disappeared like a rocket."
"Rocket!"
"Oh, dear! Come near."
"There's a hole in my heart which you can fill."
"So that the world can say"
"they lived happily ever after."
Nice. Very nice! Superb! Superb!
Thanks a million. Thank you very much, anyway.
Thank you. - You can go now.
Yes!
I'll be fired if I select her.
Unbelievable!
There should be a hospital to treat such girls.
Honestly.
Listen.. Listen to me.
We'll show this to sir.
Hundred per cent.
We'll show it to sir. - Hundred per cent.
"Oh, dear! - Come.."
Oh, God!
"The truth in the eyes"
"cannot be hidden by the eyelashes."
"When has a heart obeyed anyone?"
"It doesn't stop by trying."
Cow!
Cow is a domestic animal.
It has four legs.
Two are on the front and two are on the back.
And because she is a female
she gives milk.
It has got one hairy tail on her back
which she uses to frighten away the flies.
"Again, you flowed from my eyes"
"you separated from me"
"in the form of drops."
Greetings, Priest!
Greetings! Greetings!
Priest, every time I've fallen in love
my heart has been broken.
That's great.
You have got a chance to fall in love again and again.
Ma'am, concentrate on your work.
This is Mumbai.
A lot of people are waiting for this job.
Table number four.
I cannot give up.
I am fully confident.
I will prove it to everyone.
I will prove myself.
I have come here to achieve something.
Excuse me.
You are Varsha Shukla
from Patna! Right?
Yes, sir.
But you had come to Mumbai to become a heroine.
Then, what are you..
Look, the entire world is there
to advice you on what you should and shouldn't do.
But you have to decide
about what you want to do.
By the way, I am Imtiyaaz.
I am the director of the film
which you had given an audition for.
Here, this is my card.
You were amazing!
Please come to my office tomorrow morning.
See you tomorrow. - Okay.
"My.."
"My sleep has eloped with you, my beloved."
"Because of your mischiefs."
"My sleep has eloped with you, my beloved."
"Because of your mischiefs."
"By taking the kohl from my bright eyes"
"I can't tell you the way I spend sleepless nights."
"My eyes have a hidden message for you."
"Beloved, I find you more mesmerising than Moon."
"Oh, beloved!"
"My eyes have a hidden message for you."
"Beloved, I find you more mesmerising than Moon."
"Oh, beloved!"
"Letters.. Just read my letters."
"Climb upon the rooftops and read them."
"Go against your elders and read them."
"Those sweet letters.."
"Letters.. Just read my letters"
"Climb upon the rooftops and read them."
"Go against your elders and read them."
"Those sweet letters.."
"Hey, don't you make fake promises to me."
"Without you, I'll remain incomplete."
"I'm made for you."
"You are my destiny."
"Look, I've made my intentions clear."
"I gazed at your path in the light of the fireflies."
"I can't tell you the way I spend sleepless nights."
"My eyes have a hidden message for you."
"Beloved, I find you more mesmerising than Moon."
"Oh, beloved!"
"My eyes have a hidden message for you."
"Beloved, I find you more mesmerising than Moon."
"Oh, beloved!"
"Baby, my heart flutter, flutters your way."
"How much you love me you better say."
"Golden words in your letter, babes.."
"Takes my soul away."
"Baby, my heart flutter, flutters your way."
"How much you love me you better say."
"Golden words in your letter, babes.."
"Takes my soul away."
"I've prayed to God to keep you for me."
"I can't tell you the way I spend sleepless nights."
"My eyes have a hidden message for you."
"Beloved, I find you more mesmerising than Moon."
"Oh, beloved!"
"My eyes have a hidden message for you."
"Beloved, I find you more mesmerising than Moon."
"Oh, beloved!"
Mr. Mishra, are you here for a picnic!
I hope you haven't forgotten what you had faced earlier.
Get up! Come on..
Lazy, rascal.
I won't let you relax even for a minute, you lazy people!
Start digging!
Come on, scoundrels! Start digging!
Who pressed the detonator?
Tell me!
Someone, help me!
You are as swift as a deer.
How did you get caught?
I didn't get caught.
I surrendered.
I wanted to improve myself.
Why?
For the girl I love.
Do you know how to swim?
Come on, everyone. Come up.
Come on, everyone!
Go towards the end of the boat.
Come on, hurry up!
We have lots of work to do!
Come on.
Move!
'If you can put your life at stake for love'
'then get ready to swim.'
'Michael's name was erased from the police records forever.'
Mister, I would like to buy some flowers.
Pintu! Chinku!
Mr. Michael!
Mr. Michael, you're back!
We are fortunate!
Have you been released on parole or did you escape?
We don't want to sell flowers anymore.
Let's continue our old business.
I am no longer the same person.
I would rather give my life than be a criminal.
Got it?
I want some flowers.
How much does a red rose cost?
Mr. Michael, for you, it's free of cost.
I won't take it for free.
I need your help.
Can you give me a job?
Why are you continuously ringing the bell?
Don't you see that it's locked?
Oh..
There lived a family here..
It's been locked since a year.
If there was someone, then it wouldn't be locked.
Are you a fool or what?
Mr. Michael, we were just talking about
how you helped Half Pant to flourish in the market.
As soon as you got arrested
he was caught up with a girl and he vanished. Moron!
He must be enjoying with Mr. Michael's money.
He's an fraud!
'When all the doors were shut'
'Michael could only think of one door to knock on.'
I won't move from here
until I find Varsha.
Varsha, you should've waited for me.
Mister! Mister!
Open your eyes, God has heard your prayer.
Varsha is here, look!
It had been a while since it rained this hard in Patna.
Mr. FP
when I hear Michael's story
I feel like I have failed in life.
I am so lost in the annals of history
that I have forgotten the taste of love.
Mister! Mister!
You should eat something.
Welcome, Ms. Varsha..
'You won't see the charisma now'
'but only when people will line up'
'for my autograph in Patna.'
'Michael-feel-good-Mishra'
'had really turned into a gentleman for Varsha.'
'A gentleman by manners and attire.'
We welcome you all
to 'Bihar is full of Talent'.
The renowned actress, Ms. Varsha Shukla has arrived.
Let's start this year's
'Bihar is full of Talent'!
Our judges for this year are, firstly
the renowned scientist, Mr. Saligram Podhar.
Give a big round of applause!
Citizens of Bihar, for every action
there is an equal and opposite reaction!
Secondly, a megastar in Bhojpuri movies
Mr. Chaila Babu!
Welcome, sir!
We also welcome a daughter of Patna.
She is a cherry on the cake for Patna.
The renowned actress, Ms. Varsha Shukla!
Clap some more!
Mister.. - Please move forward..
Hurry up.. The show has begun..
Mr. Michael!
I knew that you would return soon. - Let me go!
Get out of my sight!
Fraud! Hypocrite!
I went to prison
and you vanished with a girl!
I didn't vanish, Mr. Michael.
It wasn't any girl, it was Ms. Varsha.
I never let her out of my sight, not even for a minute!
Are you telling the truth? - I swear to God.
I've made a mistake. Forgive me for my mistake.
That's all right, Mr. Michael.
How is Varsha?
She has lost weight, waiting for you.
Now that you are here, everything will be fine.
Is there a shortcut to go inside?
Yes, there is. Come on!
Mr. Michael. - Yes? - Smile! - Okay.
Now, we shall move on
to the next contestant.
He is going to eat 50 chillies in five minutes!
Mr. Pinku Pandey! Please clap for him!
This is not an entry for heroes but for thieves.
Oh, God!
Where is Mr. Pinku Pandey? - Sir, he was right here.
I-I don't know where he went.
Who will eat the chillies now? Find him and bring him quickly!
Best of luck, Mr. Michael.
I am not taking part in the competition.
Who is this? - Do I look smart?
I am wearing a suit for the first time. - Is there anyone
who can eat chillies? - Me.. - Me..
Fifty chillies in five minutes?
Where can I find Ms. Varsha? - You can follow me.
Thank you.
Hurry up.. - Let's go!
Please give a huge round of applause
for Mr. Pinku Pandey!
Ms. Varsha, I have improved now!
I have improved! I am a gentleman now!
I looked for you everywhere. - Best of luck.
I.. - Ms. Varsha, I think he is a fan of yours.
He wants your autograph. - No, I don't want it.
Pinku Pandey? - Are you joking, Ms. Varsha?
Are you nervous in front of her? - Why would I be nervous?
We have a heart to heart connection.
She asked me to improve and I did.
I have improved now! - What?
I am a brand new Michael Mishra now!
What are you talking about? - Yes!
Mr. Pandey!
You are here to compete. Please go and eat the chillies.
Please go. - Yes, mister. - Varsha..
He says that he knows you, but you don't?
What rubbish! I don't know him!
I have never seen him before! There are idiots everywhere.
Call the security! - Mr. Ganesh, take him away.
Mr. Ganesh, take him and make him eat the chillies!
Mr. Pinku! - Why are you staring at me?
Please come with me. - Go and eat the chillies!
Please come.. - Go!
Now, Mr. Pinku will come to the stage
and he will eat chillies.
Please be patient.
Let's have a big round of applause for him!
I think he is crazy about you.
That day, Michael Mishra's heart was broken
and so was the world record for most chillies eaten.
Oh my! - Why is he doing it! - Is that a way!
What are you doing! Someone, stop him! Stop him!
What's going on!
Amazing! He won!
Hey, call the ambulance! His has fallen unconscious.
Boss! Boss..
'Dear, Love. Thank you so much for loving me.'
'I too, have fallen in love with you deeply.'
'I want to give a new name to our relationship.'
'Your impression is quite bad before my uncle and aunt.'
'As compared to young boys these days, you're cool indeed'
'but considering a son-in-law'
'you're a bit uncool.'
'Think on your actions'
'and rethink your habits.'
'I want you to visit me'
'but before that, please reform yourself.'
'I decided to reform myself.'
'Keep it a secret. Don't tell it to anyone.'
'It's a small city, I'll get defamed.'
Move! - Who are you? - Son of a minister.
Who knows when Bihar will change?
Hey! Where are you going! - Move! - Stop!
Where is he going! - Must be in a hurry!
Thank you. - Yes!
Varsha, I need your autograph.
You must be happy, right? - Yes.
After breaking Michael's heart.
It's right what they say.
After putting on make up, people's attitude change.
I hope you know who you're talking to, right?
Yes. Film star, Varsha Shukla.
You are quite famous, right? - Where do they come from?
You forgot Michael Mishra!
He did so much for you.
He left everyone, he left me and set out
to mend his ways, because of your letter.
And now, don't say that this handwriting isn't yours.
Oh, my God!
This letter..
'Hail the Goddess.'
Amazing! - What! - Odd!
Oh, my! What!
This guy was the one who lived above Michael's house.
'Who is this guy! - Let's go.. - Oh, man!'
'Mr. Mithilesh Mathur.'
'Hey, monkey!'
In Varsha Shukla's love story
Michael Mishra was never there.
Actually, what had happened is.. - Yes!
"There was no one there in my heart."
"Oh, my sweetheart, you came and took a place in there."
"With the bow of her gaze"
"she killed me."
"I'll transfer my fathers' will to you."
"Oh, my sweetheart"
"I like you the most."
'You stand in the gallery and flirt with her'
'and we're the one to be defamed.'
"Day and night, I take your name."
"I'm smitten by you."
"Don't take me for a fool."
"Day and night, I take your name."
"Darling, I'm your hero."
"Darling"
"I'm your hero."
"I'm smitten by you."
"Don't take me for a fool."
"I'm smitten by you."
"Don't take me.."
'I'll change. I'll change completely, trust me.'
"Darling"
"I'm your hero."
"Darling"
"I'm your hero."
"I'm smitten by you."
"Don't take me for a fool."
"I'm smitten by you."
"Don't take me for a fool."
'The guy we liked, he too left the house, didn't he?'
'I failed in love, Chocolate.'
Ask your friend, Michael to get treated.
He read a simple letter and took it to mean something else.
Has he been mad since his childhood?
Yes, he is crazy
for you.
Excuse me, Ms. Varsha. It's time for your flight.
Don't tell me that Varsha left him.
How could she leave?
After all, her life had taken a twist.
"Oh, the love train is running."
"Oh, the love train!"
"Oh, the love train is running."
"Oh, the love train!"
We'll surprise him. He is in this wing.
"Oh, the love train is running."
"Oh, the love train!"
Where is Michael? - He left.
I don't know where he went.
We searched the entire hospital.
Ms. Varsha, if you want, I can drop you to the airport.
Jumbo Circus! Jumbo Circus!
For the first time in Patna.
For the entire family, Jumbo Circus!
Special attractions for children.
Jumbo Circus!
Tell me where Michael Mishra is. - And get rewarded!
Tell me where Michael Mishra.. - Hey, ma'am.
I saw Michael Mishra in Kankarbagh at 10 a.m.
'Michael Mishra?'
I saw Michael Mishra boarding a bus to Gaya, at 10:30 a.m.
'Michael Mishra?' - I saw him get down
near Dhamaro.
Yes! - Yes!
Hello.
What's the matter?
What's your problem?
What are you up to? Do you want to commit suicide?
First, you ate the chillies
and now you are here at the top of this hill.
Are you mentally challenged?
Because of my one letter
you made a ruckus!
Couldn't you say a simple 'I Love You' to me?
What do you think of yourself?
What do you think of yourself!
What did you think
that you were the only one looking for me all these years?
"My heart is drawn towards you.."
The only difference was
that I gave up
but you didn't.
"My heart is drawn towards you.."
I love you very much, Varsha.
You're completely insane, Mishra.
But I love you.
I love you too.
This is the historic place
where Michael and Varsha were united in love.
The bus is fixed! Come on!
So you're FP. - Right.
Full Pant.
When I was young, people used to call me Half Pant.
Oh, I can't believe it!
Bye. - Bye.
Boss, greetings.
Ms. Varsha, greetings.
Come in, Half Pant.
Your love story is a super hit, even today.
Are you prepared for tomorrow?
Without hearing the story of a living legend such as yourself
has any bus ever passed by?
Come. - Come.
Greetings, I'm FP. Welcome to 'Michael Mishra Ka Dhaba'.
"Amazing!"
"There was no one in my heart"
"Oh, my sweetheart, you came and took a place in there."
"With the bow of her gaze"
"she killed me."
"I'll transfer my fathers' will to you."
"Oh, my sweetheart."
"I like you the most."
"I'm smitten by you."
"Don't take me for a fool."
"Day and night, I take your name."
"Darling."
"I'm smitten by you."
"Don't take me for a fool."
"Day and night, I take your name"
"Darling."
"I'll run behind you daily, don't ignore me."
"I've hundreds of desires for you, don't get shocked."
"Don't go."
"I'll run behind you daily, don't ignore me."
"I've hundreds of desires for you, don't get shocked."
"Don't go."
"I only think about you all the time."
"Oh, my love. You're my life."
"I'm smitten by you."
"Don't take me for a fool."
"Day and night, I take your name"
"Darling."
"Look at our Michael."
"He is out on a motorcycle, to find his love."
"Everyone says that he is a legend."
"Let's see if he is the one."
"Darling."
"I'm your hero."
"Darling."
"I'm your hero."
"I'm smitten by you."
"Don't take me for a fool."
"I'm smitten by you."
"Don't take me for a fool."